So what are your favorite quotes from various tv shows? Here are a few of mine..

Alias:
sydney: What did you say?
Marshall: I think...Go away I can smell you from here, in Ewok.

Stargate Atlantis...ok, ive got so many quotes from this show..
"Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible? That's good advice"-john s.

Lost:
"Insane people don't think they are insane, they think they are getting saner"-Loc

Here's a recent one from Heroes:

Hiro: Should we freeze time?
Peter: No, I haven't had a good fight in years.

You know, i tried thinking of some quotes to put here but there are just too many. I would've been pasting whole sections of Wikiquote and ended up with a several thousand word post. Hell, I might do it anyway but I'll do it later

From Seinfeld :

"D'oh!"

I use this as my email signature

"The world rages and you become someone you didn't know you'd ever be."
--Ephram

Wasn't a fan of the show, Everwood, but I watched his monologue and he said this piece I found it very profound.

I loved Everwood. I don't have an explanation why. It was taken off tv here though

My favorite. From Seinfeld and psychocats.net site on OS security.

I love the scene in the episode of LOST called Catch-22 where Jin tells a ghost story in Korean and Hurley said "I liked the part about the bird. There was a bird, right?"

Wow! you cut your hair~Andrea
In a manner of speaking~Melinda
Who did it?~Andrea
Jim and Freddy Kreuger~Melinda

From Red Dwarf

Cat: Come on, man, you gotta sacrifice your life! I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do!
Rimmer: YOU? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of the crew?
Cat: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of the crew.


Kryten: We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer, Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!


From Black Adder

George: I love good old Chaplin, don't you Cap?
Edmund: Unfortunately, no, George. I find his films as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it!


Edmund Blakadder: Bob, you're a girl, and you have the same talent for disguise as a giraffe in sunglasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club


Blackadder: You're the worst entertainer since St. Paul the Evangelist toured Palestine with his trampoline act.


Blackadder: Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

"What happens in Vega stays in Vegas, mom."
-Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men.

"You had your chance, but you blue it, fool!!"
-Bobb'e J. Thompson in That's So Raven.

"I'm Chris Hanson working with Datelne NBC, and we're doing a story on Internet predators who try to hook up with young children online for sex. If there's anything else that you'd like to add, we'd be happy to hear it. Otherwise, you're free to go back out the door you came in."
-Chris Hanson in Dateline NBC.

You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you! Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing! Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns, creating a new world, while the world you've got is stinking, but, hands up, hands up anyone who thinks you've got it right. Yeah, there's always one. I can see you. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility. - Christopher Eccleston, Second Coming

"You big dummy!"
-Red Foxx in Sandford and Son.

"Will you shut up, dingbat? I'm doing the talking here!"
-Carroll O'Connor in All in the Family.

"What you talkin 'bout, Willis?"
-Gary Colemen in Diff'rent Strokes.

"Oh, snap!!"
-Raven Symone in That's So Raven.

Mr. T from the A-Team:

"I pity the fool"

"JJ, sit down before you break something!!"
-Esther Rolle in Good Times.

"Allllll riiight. Get out!!!!!!!!! Gettttt out!!!!!!
-Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners.

"The Jerreson name is gonna mean something in this house, Weezy. We're movin' ion up!"
-Sherman Hemsley in The Jeffersons.

"Hey there, Ralpie Boy!!"
-Art Carney in the Honeymooners.

"Ain't it funny how the worstest heethens will try to get righteous when they know that the Lord is about to tap on their shoulders."
-LaWanda Page in Sandford & Son.

"Boy, get your butt up out of that bed and wipe the pee off the toilet!! I will knock you into last night! I will slap you into the middle of next week, call Ma Bell and tell her that I did it!!!!"
-Woman playing Chris' mom in Everybody Hates Chris.

"That's what's going on around the country. Here's what's happening in YOUR neck of the woods."
-Al Roker in the Today Show.

"You two bozos are ruining it!!! I built this company from the ground up during the time that I was a little boy!!! Ben, I really think you should shut up when I'm talking!!!!!! Oh, you thought it was going to be tastefully done, huh? Well, guess what? It tastefully didn't earn me no money!!!!!!

But you know what? I'm washing my hands of this whole mess!!! I got a reward for what y'all did. You're fired, fools!!!!!"

-Bobb'e J. Thompson yelling at two employess in Human Giants; Shuttrbugs.

All though i'm not a star trek fan, the first sentence that comes to mind is:

Beam me up , Scottie!