To compare religions...

UbuntuniX · 06-19-2007

Note: This is a joke.

Taoism
Shit happens.

Confucianism
Confucius says: "Shit happens".

Calvinism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Seventh Day Adventism
Ã•zÂ¤ trayÃ£ÃŸÃ±Ãž Smith Å¸khul Æ’Â¥Å¡oÃ±cÃ¸ÃŸ (transl.: No shit on Saturdays).

Zen
What is the sound of silent shit happening quietly?

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Hinduism
This shit happened before, it is the same and different and absolutely perfect.

Mormon
This shit, son of shit and shit, will give birth to shit, shit and shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it is the holy will of Allah the Unique, the Almighty, the Merciful - al Abdullillah !

Moonies
Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism
This shit is not bad for me.

Protestantism
Let the shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you are SINNERS.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us and ONLY to us!?!?

Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half the time.

Christian Science
My shit is in your mind and your money is in my bank account.

Atheism
No shit, no trouble.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway? And who am I to ask?

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Jasper84 · 06-19-2007

Pastafarism
Shitting on your intelligent designs.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
Shit outnumbers the DMCA

c.dric · 06-19-2007

pantheism
god is da shit.

Jasper84 · 07-11-2007

Egalitarianism
Treat all shit as equals.

hairy_Palms · 07-12-2007

Scientology
We own all your shit, you owe us all your money for more shit
oh and if you try and leave were gonna shit all over you and your family and friends.

seisen · 07-12-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by hairy_Palms

Scientology
We own all your shit, you owe us all your money for more shit
oh and if you try and leave were gonna shit all over you and your family and friends.

Thats a whole lot of shit, better get some hip waders and the shovel.

06-19-2007	#1 (permalink)
UbuntuniX Stoner Hippie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 160	To compare religions... Note: This is a joke. Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius says: "Shit happens". Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Buddhism If shit happens, it really isn't shit. Seventh Day Adventism Ã•zÂ¤ trayÃ£ÃŸÃ±Ãž Smith Å¸khul Æ’Â¥Å¡oÃ±cÃ¸ÃŸ (transl.: No shit on Saturdays). Zen What is the sound of silent shit happening quietly? Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Hinduism This shit happened before, it is the same and different and absolutely perfect. Mormon This shit, son of shit and shit, will give birth to shit, shit and shit. Islam If shit happens, it is the holy will of Allah the Unique, the Almighty, the Merciful - al Abdullillah ! Moonies Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism This shit is not bad for me. Protestantism Let the shit happen to someone else. Catholicism Shit happens because you are SINNERS. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama. Shit happens rama rama. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us and ONLY to us!?!? Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time. Christian Science My shit is in your mind and your money is in my bank account. Atheism No shit, no trouble. Existentialism What is shit anyway? And who am I to ask? Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
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06-19-2007	#2 (permalink)
Jasper84 under construction Join Date: May 2007 Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands Posts: 593	Re: To compare religions... Pastafarism Shitting on your intelligent designs. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Shit outnumbers the DMCA Last edited by Jasper84 : 06-19-2007 at 06:10 PM.

06-19-2007	#3 (permalink)
c.dric Agitator Join Date: May 2007 Location: a pale blue dot Posts: 635	Re: To compare religions... pantheism god is da shit.
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07-11-2007	#4 (permalink)
Jasper84 under construction Join Date: May 2007 Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands Posts: 593	Re: To compare religions... Egalitarianism Treat all shit as equals.

07-12-2007	#5 (permalink)
hairy_Palms Chuck Norris Join Date: May 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 330	Re: To compare religions... Scientology We own all your shit, you owe us all your money for more shit oh and if you try and leave were gonna shit all over you and your family and friends.
	http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ "Creationism is not a scientific alternative to natural selection any more than the stork theory is an alternative to sexual reproduction." — Hayes, 1996.