Ok ... Post your Favorite and Funniest stories about pick-up lines and being hit on.

i'll start..

Me and one of my good friends Ashley Love to dance. thats basically why we breathe. well we were at this little teen rave club one night and in our honor, the DJ (who was my Ex and we are still friends) decides to make a shout-out to all the girls to get on this round bar thing that wrapped around the dance floor. now, this bar isnt big enough to barely set your feet side by side on. You had to have quite some balance to stay. anyways.. this guy like slinks his way over towards ashley while she is dancing by me and he like starts trying to get her attention. and everyone knows that when me and ashley come together to not mess with us.. we are there to dance and be left alone. well he keeps trying to get her attention and shes ignoring him until finally he gets the urge to get up on the bar we are dancing on...
as he steps up on it.. he steps right in a spot that is wet and slips and falls right into ashley's ass. well i catch her and stabalize our balance once more.. but i was soo pissed off.. I went and told Riley (the DJ) and he had him kicked out... it was funny.. he went home soaked in coke and dateless.. </3

lol that was funny..but way embarrassin for him loll.bt he shouldnt have been stupid and doing that...haha

a guy once sed to my mate "if you were a boggey i'd pick you first we both just stared at him in shock lol

funniest pick up lines u can find in smiley centrel

I like the general "How you doing?" or "You want to sneak up into the Juliet (in theatre there the two side substages. Called juliets like juliets tired. Often spotlights are worked from them)"

thats sickly weird

Well I was at my friend Cici's house yesterday, and as a joke she kept telling me "Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them."

hey...there is a fire in my plants...do u want to be the one who can take it out?
and
hey...thier is a partie in my pants...do u want to join?

they r both so corny

I know it's corny but I always use the "Do I know you from somewhere??" line

its frustrating living in the US cause we don't get to see the new episodes till about two months after Canadians

I always loved, "do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes!"

"can i help you push in your stool?"

How Youdoin..........

Or more normaly mention that im a radio DJ. often works.

"Sorry, I can't help but notice you look like my next girlfriend."

Or, if you're desperate...

"Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

how i met my current boyfriend.....and he admitted to using to get me to talk to him....

'If I give you my number, can you call me and help me set up my instant messenger?'

After doing so, he thanked me and offered to buy me dinner, since as he claimed he had been trying to set up IM for months, however I had only agreed to lunch. It has since been 7 and a half months.....

I know not funny, but it's a pick-up line none the less....

I thought the thread was titled "funniest pickups" not "funniest story about guy falling into friends ass while drunk at a bar".

Apparently I misread.