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Old 06-20-2007   #1 (permalink)
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This is hilarious: Link
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Old 06-20-2007   #2 (permalink)
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lol...stabbed twice in the shoulder and he kept going
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Old 06-21-2007   #3 (permalink)
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All righty then!!!!
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Old 06-27-2007   #4 (permalink)
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lol that guy must be whacked, seriously
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Old 06-27-2007   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2007   #6 (permalink)
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Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

that's priceless out of context
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Heard about it already, still funny.
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Old 06-27-2007   #8 (permalink)
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that beats everything.
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Old 06-27-2007   #9 (permalink)
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Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.
sounds like she pulled a fast one on the judge.
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maybe he needed one?
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Old 06-27-2007   #11 (permalink)
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lol...stabbed twice in the shoulder and he kept going
"Patience and perserverence have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish."

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Old 06-28-2007   #12 (permalink)
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this is why i hate speed heads.....

when they get to that point you simply have to disown them....or they will drag you down and destroy the beauty in your heart
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Wonder if he used Duracell or energizer batteries, to keep going and going like that, although all levity aside little is mentioned about, the innocent ones in all of this, I feel the most for them,
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Just goes to show you, that mixing crack and Viagra is not a good thing...



Cute story, thanks for posting!
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that beats everything.
And you thought that no one would catch that...

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