Just registered, Carbon credits for sale/lease

texasjim · 05-11-2007

I dont drive a hybrid or use a deisel engine, just a plain chevy. However, I dont use it much, nor do I fly on jet aircraft or use a 2-stroke lawnmower, and I start my bbq coals with used newspaper. I dont use much toilet paper either, so I guess I must have a bunch of carbon dioxide not being generated. Anybody feeling guilty about their lifestyle should respond here and for a minimal charge I will assuage your global guilt for a month or longer (extended contracts available).

Jim

utabintarbo · 05-11-2007

I use lots of toilet paper (high fiber diet). I will gladly trade my used butt tape for some of your carbon credits.

frak · 05-11-2007

I use a manual lawnmower (i.e. 5hrs extra work), don't drive a car but maybe 1 time every 2 weeks. I do use toilet paper, for the minty fresh feel (J/K), I use Solar and Wind power as my main sources of Energy in a subteranian home (tornadoes more than anything caused that idea), and my home is totally electric with no gas burning appliances.

My carbon footprint isn't terribly large.

handy · 05-13-2007

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Originally Posted by frak

I use a manual lawnmower (i.e. 5hrs extra work), don't drive a car but maybe 1 time every 2 weeks. I do use toilet paper, for the minty fresh feel (J/K), I use Solar and Wind power as my main sources of Energy in a subteranian home (tornadoes more than anything caused that idea), and my home is totally electric with no gas burning appliances.

My carbon footprint isn't terribly large.

I spend $200- Au a year, on having trees planted, which probably has a negligible effect re, carbon, but can have an effect on government policy.

It's the grandchildren's world that we may be able to have a positive effect on.

texasjim · 05-29-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by utabintarbo

I use lots of toilet paper (high fiber diet). I will gladly trade my used butt tape for some of your carbon credits.

So, after 2 weeks heres the score:
2 sarcasms
2 seriouses
0 bids
Guess I'll have to find something else. I know this guy in Nigeria with a bunch of.........

utabintarbo · 05-29-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by texasjim

So, after 2 weeks heres the score:
2 sarcasms
2 seriouses
0 bids
Guess I'll have to find something else. I know this guy in Nigeria with a bunch of.........

Ooooh! Which one was I?

Rasczak · 05-29-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by texasjim

I dont drive a hybrid or use a deisel engine, just a plain chevy. However, I dont use it much, nor do I fly on jet aircraft or use a 2-stroke lawnmower, and I start my bbq coals with used newspaper. I dont use much toilet paper either, so I guess I must have a bunch of carbon dioxide not being generated. Anybody feeling guilty about their lifestyle should respond here and for a minimal charge I will assuage your global guilt for a month or longer (extended contracts available).

Jim

You'll have to find someone as stupid as Al Gore to take you up on that. Al Gore pays extra for the same mix of electricity as his neighbors.

joer4x4 · 05-29-2007

Termites may be intersested if CC's. Ater all, they put more CO2 in the atmosphere every year than man has put there in his existence.

Oh! and all that methane from trees...what a dilema!

05-11-2007	#1 (permalink)
texasjim Just getting started Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5	Just registered, Carbon credits for sale/lease I dont drive a hybrid or use a deisel engine, just a plain chevy. However, I dont use it much, nor do I fly on jet aircraft or use a 2-stroke lawnmower, and I start my bbq coals with used newspaper. I dont use much toilet paper either, so I guess I must have a bunch of carbon dioxide not being generated. Anybody feeling guilty about their lifestyle should respond here and for a minimal charge I will assuage your global guilt for a month or longer (extended contracts available). Jim

05-11-2007	#2 (permalink)
utabintarbo Dog of the Soul Crusher Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sterling Heights, MI Posts: 569	Re: Just registered, Carbon credits for sale/lease I use lots of toilet paper (high fiber diet). I will gladly trade my used butt tape for some of your carbon credits.
	In case it wasn't apparent, sarcasm is yet another free service I offer. Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay -- and claims a halo for his dishonesty.---- Robert A. Heinlein

05-11-2007	#3 (permalink)
frak Interested participant Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 20	Re: Just registered, Carbon credits for sale/lease I use a manual lawnmower (i.e. 5hrs extra work), don't drive a car but maybe 1 time every 2 weeks. I do use toilet paper, for the minty fresh feel (J/K), I use Solar and Wind power as my main sources of Energy in a subteranian home (tornadoes more than anything caused that idea), and my home is totally electric with no gas burning appliances. My carbon footprint isn't terribly large.
	"Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither" -- Benjamin Franklin

05-29-2007	#8 (permalink)
joer4x4 Just getting started Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 12	Re: Just registered, Carbon credits for sale/lease Termites may be intersested if CC's. Ater all, they put more CO2 in the atmosphere every year than man has put there in his existence. Oh! and all that methane from trees...what a dilema!