What are your favorite movie quotes? Here are some of mine;


"Go ahead. Make my day."
-Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact.

"You're gonna pay full price, Gunny. I don't give out any f***ing servicemens' discounts!!"
-Man in Heartbreak Ridge.

"Do we have a problem? I said, do......we......have.....a.....problem? Hmm?
-Marlon Wayons in Don't Be a Menace.

"The only balls he has is that gun and badge, I'm telling you!!"
-Man in Out for Justice.

"Anybody know where Richie is? Huh? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo? I'm gonna keep on coming back here until somebody remembers seeing Richie!!"
-Steven Segal in Out for Justice.

"I'm not one to complain about a free trip, but you guys give the worst galldern wake-up calls."
-Man in Home Alone 2.

"A boy's best friend is his mother"

From Psycho of course

Always did love My Cousin Vinny:

Judge Haller: I don't like your attitude.
Vinny: So what else is new?
Judge Haller: I'm holding you in contempt of court.
Vinny: Now there's a fucking surprise.
Judge Haller: What did you say? What did you just say?
Vinny: Huh? What did I say?

"This doesn't mean that we'll be swapping spit in the shower."
-Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

"You make a habit of doing that, Gunny. You try that with me and I'll drag your butt in a sling full of mud, you hear me marine?"
-Edward McGill in Heartbreak Ridge.

"Come on. Come get you some."
-Steven Segal in Out for Justice.

Aw man...good movie quotes...

"This isn't Alaska. You don't spend an extra $10,000,000 on equipment that you might use only once in ten years. You provide for the average snowfall. Then, when an emergency hits, you use what you have and you work around the clock."
-Burt Lancaster in Airport.

"Yeah, he has looked better."
-Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours.

"F*** you, dog."
-Dee Wallace in Cujo.

"Barbeque, huh? How do you like your ribs?"
-Carl Weathers in Action Jackson.

"Don't you forget that when this game is over, you're still gonna be working for me. You're working for me, and don't you ever forget it!"
-Tupac Shakur in Above the Rim.

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,

'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'

Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!...

Howard Beale - Network

"I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten to get your ugly yella no good keister off my doorsteps before I pump your guts full of lead. One, two, ten. (Machine gun fires rapidly and maniacal laugh) Keep the change, you filthy animal."
-Man in old '30s gansgster film in Home Alone.

"Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the deaths of innocent people?"
-Christopher Reeve in Superman.

"I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon head. Your big move just turned out to be shit!!"
-Nick Nolte in 48 Hours.

"Luther, Luther! Are you angry with me? My friend here is having a ball with this door. I suggest you tell us where Ganz and the money is"
-Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours.

"Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice."
-President James Marshall in Air Force One


"The dead remember our indifference. The dead remember our silence."
-President James Marshall in Air Force One

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" --Leonidas, 300

"Sometimes I wonder if God will ever forgive us for what we've done to each other...Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago." --Danny Archer, Blood Diamond

"You guys think you're bad, huh? Well, you're not above the law."
-Staven Segal in Avove the Law.

"You think that there's a chance they're still alive? Are we supposed to put our own lives in danger for the sake of two children who, in all probability may already be dead?!!"
-Man in Them!

"Jody?, Jody? Is this the same Jody who is still staying at home with his mama because he's a mama's boy?"
-Snoop Dog in Baby Boy.

"Look here. You stay away from my woman and stop calling here. She ain't interested, she's not feeling it, it ain't happening. So concentrate on not droppinbg the soap!!"
-Tyrese Gibson in Baby Boy.

"You ate my bird."
-LLCoolJ in Deep Blue Sea.

"Say hello to my little friend."
-Al Pacino in Scareface.

I'm here to chew bubble gum... and kick some ass.

I'm all out of bubble gum.

--They Live

Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.

-James Cole, 12 Monkeys

There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...

-Jeffrey Goines, 12 Monkeys

"This is some sick shit! It's about to get even sicker!"
-Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in Bad Boys 2.

"You People move like old people f***!!"
-Jamie Foxx in Jarhead.

"You people are too slow!! If you were that slow in combat, you'd be dead! Dead!!"
-Jack Webb in The DI.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Roy Sheider in Jaws.

"I'd rather be dead than not have any bread. You know, Pinky's mama didn't raise no fool now.
-Malik Carter in Black Belt Jones.

Snatch is the best movie of all time !! It has a quote evry other minute, so instead of posting the entire script, i'll just give you a taste of some of my favourites:

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.

Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Avi's Colleague: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who you are?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

And finally.... Bricktop at his best

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Gary: No, no I'm not.
Brick Top: But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.
[Errol zaps Gary]
Turkish: [Voice over] It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Brick Top: [to Errol's companion] You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I got no time for grassers.
[John throws a plastic bag over Liam's head and suffocates him]
Brick Top: Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.
[to the two boxers, who are now staring in horror]
Brick Top: What the fuck are you two looking at?

"We need answers! Are you people sleeping over there?! Any type of appraoch is no damn good it if ends up on Runway 22. We've got damage do to explosion, stablizer problems and doubtful rudder control! If we're brought in on Runway 22, there will be a broken airplane and a lot of dead people. So, you turns the screws, mister. And tell that airport manager to get off his penguin butt and clear that runway!!!"
-Dean Martin in Airport.

"It was that man sitting next to me. I confided in him and he betrayed me. He reported me to the stewardess. They should make them all wear uniforms. Otherwise, how is a person to know?!
-Helen Hayes in Airport.

"Well, I'm all broken up about that man's rights."
-Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry.

"Pop quiz, Jack! You see that a bus is rigged to and set up to explode if it drops below 50 mph. What do you do?
-Dennis Hopper in Speed.

"Fuck me already. That's what we're here for isn't it?"

Some girl in a porn movie I watched once.

"Bitches leave"

Clarence Bodagher in Robocop

" K, did you ever flash me with that flashy thing?"

J in MIB

"You were only supposed to have one of those. Now you have two."
-Jaden Smith in Pursuit of Happyness.

"It's called paying your debt to society. NOW LET'S MOVE!!!"
-Man in Stir Crazy.

"But if I don't have my rent money by this afternoon, then someday's getting their salad tossed tonight!!"
-Woman in Friday After Next.

""You can have one for free if it'll shut the hole under your nose."
-Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

Lock: "Goddamnit, Morpheus! Not everyone believes what you believe!"
Morpheus: "My beliefs do not require them to."
-The Matrix Reloaded

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
-The Matrix

Agent Smith: "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
-The Matrix

Morpheus: "Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
-The Matrix