Your sandy hair floats in the air to me its like a lullaby, i'm just flying by, oh so high, like a kite tied to skate, trying to escape.... from the lust of our love... flying, like a dove.

i'm so hot, i want butt. if you sweat, i will bet that i will be wet. i'm so gay, every day, i pay, for a latino man whore named Enrique. My throat hurts so bad, i'm kind of sad, this new man, he is really rad, he makes me act bad.

fo rizzo, my nizzo.

okay.... that was strange.

Okay.. the first part is from Napoleon Dynamite when Kip is chatting with his internet girlfriend.

that was good... and kind of strange...