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09-29-2007
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| Not Your Typical Man if God Join Date: Sep 2007
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|  Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny The member OrangeCrate, who incidently was apparently a moderator here once, exposed the fact tha Raszcak doesn't sleep. He even admitted it in another thread. I think the member OrangeCrate may be a man of God because God had to have told him it first. Member Raszcak is trying to play this off as I type this post but the secret is out. Now, How does a man not sleep and remain so lucid? He must be the devil. Thank God and praise his Holy Name for bringing member OrangeCrate here to expose the devil. Everybody sing; Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, praise the lord. PS--Can moderator bns confirm this for us somehow, please? |
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09-29-2007
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| Monkey King  Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 479
| Re: Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny Rasczak? Lucid? Ask the Lord to remove those scales from your eyes. I will assist you in prayer. |
| "DADA doubts everything. Dada is an armadillo. Everything is Dada, too. Beware of Dada. Anti-dadaism is a disease: selfkleptomania, man’s normal condition, is DADA. But the real dadas are against DADA." - Tristan Tzara | |
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09-29-2007
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| Not Your Typical Man if God Join Date: Sep 2007
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| Re: Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny Quote:
Dear lord I have scales on my eyes. I must have sinned. I know I am a holy servant like Paul the Apostle, but really lord, do I deserve his fate too? I come to you on bended knee, not because I am backsliding into the sinner I was before you saved me, but because I love you more now. Paraphrasing that great Man of God, Ronald Reagan, Mr. Jesus, take down these scales. In Jesus' name I pray, oh, one last thing, Lord, Help member Raskook sleep better. Everybody shout, "AMEN" | |
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09-29-2007
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| Monkey King Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 479
| Re: Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny AMEN, brother! |
| "DADA doubts everything. Dada is an armadillo. Everything is Dada, too. Beware of Dada. Anti-dadaism is a disease: selfkleptomania, man’s normal condition, is DADA. But the real dadas are against DADA." - Tristan Tzara | |
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09-29-2007
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| Devils advocate  Join Date: May 2007
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    | Re: Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny Quote:
PS: AMEN | |
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09-29-2007
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| Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA
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| Re: Exposed: Rasczak sleeps funny Reminds me of the story about a guy that buys a new suit. As soon as he walks out of the store, he slips and falls into a puddle. When he gets up, he's standing in the street, and is immediately hit by a car, that throws him through a plate glass window. Lying in the rubble, he looks up to the sky and says, "God, why me?" Immediately, a thunderous voice comes down from heaven saying, "I don't know kid, there's just something about you that pisses me off." If you see any parallels here, you could be right.  |
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