Can you sneeze and pee at the same time?

i have. the pain is unbelievable.

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That's.. wierd <_<;

This thread made me Lol

if you do it sure makes a mess,unless sitting of coarse

Never done that, but I have sneezed and farted at the same time. That is on my top ten list of most painful experiences I've had in my life.

My #1 is a branchioscope without any drugs. It's a procedure where they stick a "thin" (yeah, right) tube up your nose and down into your lungs. Go ahead and stick a pen up your nose the whole way through.....

"Most patients prefer having this done than going to the dentist." That was 15 minutes of PURE fucking hell. I was in so much pain and screamed my ass off, but nobody could hear me because the tube restricted my voice box. Ya....that was not a fun time. They forgot to add that most people prefer doing this than going to the dentist if they are knocked out! A few months later I had an endoscopy and I MADE them knock me out, even if it was only for a few minutes.

None of this is as painful as what a lot of people go through, especially people in the line of fire in the armed forces and police officers. I admit it, I'm a wuss. But my #2 pain of all time is dry heaving. Due to a medical procedure I had when I was a kid, I had the ability to vomit taken away from me. Most people, when they hear this think that's cool. It's not, trust me. If I can get it over within a minute vs 2 days of non-stop dry heaving, I would much rather do that.

Luckily I have an immune system and stomach made of fire-hardened steel.)

looks like we'll be needing a 'pee-pee' forum, soon.

@ slayerboy:
Lose the ability to vomit? How is that? By an operation?
And what is heaving or dry heaving?


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Is that because you sort of... erh... thrust when sneezing?

Yes, it was by an operation when I was very little. And it's basically when you go through the motions of vomiting, but nothing happens except for an insane abdominal pain after having this happen 30 times in 2 days.

there is a contraction of muscles in the lower torso which both squeeze it out and cut it off at the same time. it's not unlike puking in a fishbowl, i would imagine.

Uh...yeah.

Why? >.>

it's like putting a hot dog in the microwave without forking it first.

I would try to do that, but I don't know how to make myself sneeze :/

snort some black pepper