wordings for stupid translated from swedish

the lights are on but no one is home

wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

he/she is rowing with one oar

Fulldeckisms are fun!

A few bricks short of a full load.
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
So dense light bends around him.

a card short of a full deck
and just plain, my all time favorite, 'Stuck on Stupid'

One bit short of a byte.

not the brightest crayon in the box

His/Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

# "And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load."
# "Duh!" on parade.
# $HOME = /dev/null.
# 3K RAM free, no EMS.
# A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
# A 1.0 in a 4.5 installation.
# A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
# A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
# A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
# A bad case of colon nose.
# A barnacle on the ship of progress.
# A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
# A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
# A butter knife in a steak / prime rib world.
# A candidate for optorectomy. (Disconnection of optic nerve from rectum, to repair a crappy outlook on life.)
# A couple of blocks behind the parade.
# A day late and a dollar short.
# A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
# A dim bulb in the marquee of life.
# A face designed for radio.
# A face designed in a wind tunnel.
# A few dice short of a full bag / role-player.
# A few photons short of a hologram / holodeck.
# A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?
# A great deal of pride, but very little to be proud of.
# A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
# A hemorrhoid on the face of the world.
# A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.
# A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
# A lap behind the field.
# A legend in his own mind.
# A logically defunct twit.
# A looney tune.
# A lot of feathers but not much chicken.
# A medical mystery.
# A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost.

and the list goes on Doh

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
A few sandwiches short of a picnic

One of my uncles used to say "He's a few whores short of a whorehouse"

A pork-pie short of a picnic

Not the brightest light on the Xmas tree

Thick as two short planks

An extra brain cell and he/she would be dangerous

*Bonus Ugly Quote*
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on

His brain can't light a bulb

Can't think of anything, I must be having a Blond Moment.

Echoes between the ears