As you may or may not know, a few years back (I don't remember when), a book was published titled "life's little instruction book". It was a cute little book (I have a copy somewhere in the house here), offered for publication by a family who had found mostly random bits of scrap notes and thoughts jotted down by their deceased father on a variety of subjects like tipping restaurant servers and other like subjects we all probably routinely come across daily. So, I thought I would get a little silly and offer some of my own, both serious (A) and not so serious (B). I'm sure you'll get the gist after I post mine. So, here goes...... grin

(A)(serious): When shaking hands with another person, look them in the eye and give a firm grip.

(B)( non-serious): Leave the left sock on if you want a boy and the right for a girl...

make up your mind before you do, though. otherwise, you could end up with anything from a shemale to a ken doll.

be an honest person. most important thing to me, however it doesn't seem to exist much anymore.

I'm ok with gay

i was thinking only anatomically.

honest life expierence instructions (that will make you feel like a horrible person, but its necessary): Do the minimum to succeed. Don't stress for a 95% on a test, when an 80% or higher will lock your grade. Don't add flash bang and whistles to a project that only requires an essay, and a display bored. Life doesn't begin and start with high school. The minute you walk through the doors of a unviersity you'll realize you know nothing. And if you don't realize it, your course load will confirm it. The first year of college is SUPPOSED to be the worst. All the 108 classes exist for is to weed out the people who aren't serious about their major. Believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive. The people who say they support you through everything? Keep them. Good help is hard to find. Quarters are gold in college. So are extra socks.

I wish someone had told me that when I first signed up for life.

A) Don't make a habit of lieing to yourself about any subject, save one....money. Alway's tell yourself you have less than you actually do.

B) Believe everything and anything a car salesperson tells you..

Oh, the possibilities and fun....I wonder, would one need companionship in such a case? would such a person be envious at all?

A. "If you gonna eavesdrop, boy, pay attention." - my pop.
B. "Never bet the devil your head" -EA Poe.

i imagine, like any of us, they will have their good points, their bad, their needs and desires.

A: "Keep your chin up." My Granny
B: "The back you stab today may be the ass you kiss tomorrow." My friend Ross