Let Us Pray

wherespapa · 09-28-2007

OK- this is a really cool and fun game. The idea is to add to the prayer.

We do this often with the kids in Sunday School. Those little rascals really run away with it sometimes. We have had to use the rod now and then to keep them on track but we always seem to get more laughs than tears, and isn't that what God really wants from us? Some times the kids link the prayers magically and ask for things like another term for President George Bush *genuflecting* and things like that. The kids are such a blessing.

Anyway, I'll start and someone simply add to the prayer. In church we like to keep each link no more than 3 words (keeping in the spirit of the trinity).

So, lets go have some fun. OMG, this is so cool!!!

Dear Heavenly Father

latecomer · 09-28-2007

sustain my straightness

wherespapa · 09-28-2007

for the purpose

Come on everyone. This can really be fun if you give God a chance. He is always hoping to be a good father to you. You have to stop rebelling tho.

Wofl · 09-28-2007

save a tree

remove a bush

spare some brains

bns · 09-28-2007

May you work in the hearts of the trouser manufacturers so that they will begin making left-handed-zipper pants.

LordFu · 09-28-2007

^Winner^

Thread Over.

wherespapa · 09-29-2007

At first I couldn't understand why people are not playing this game. I prayed real hard and I realized my mistake, I thought you didn't know how to play, but in actuality you don't know how to pray. Can you see my error? I get those two mixed up sometimes and God has to slap me up along side my head. Isn't he wonderful? Sorry I misunderstood you all.

I have to seek Gods guidance to know how to fix this one, so, even tho I know your feeling real itchy to play, please be patient with me, I'm only human.

Steve-1.7.0.tar.gz · 09-30-2007

This is insanity! The OP cant be serious?!?!

Rasczak · 09-30-2007

He's not. He's a disgruntled member posting on a second account in a pathetic attempt to get attention.

Welcome to JD.

Edgar · 09-30-2007

This is funny. But who are we praying to?

Steve-1.7.0.tar.gz · 09-30-2007

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Originally Posted by Rasczak

He's not. He's a disgruntled member posting on a second account in a pathetic attempt to get attention.

Welcome to JD.

HA! That is hilarious! What happened to set this chap off?

Rasczak · 09-30-2007

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Originally Posted by Steve-1.7.0.tar.gz

HA! That is hilarious! What happened to set this chap off?

The more I think about it, and in the hope he's got this out of his system and it will be behind us, I'm going to try to refrain from discussing it on the open forums.

If you want my one-sided view of it, please PM me.

wherespapa · 10-01-2007

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Originally Posted by Edgar

This is funny. But who are we praying to?

We're praying to Jesus, Who else?

wherespapa · 10-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasczak

The more I think about it, and in the hope he's got this out of his system and it will be behind us, I'm going to try to refrain from discussing it on the open forums.

If you want my one-sided view of it, please PM me.

Your cute when your paranoid. You need Jesus in your life.

Edgar · 10-01-2007

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Originally Posted by wherespapa

We're praying to Jesus, Who else?

You should be more open-minded. I think we should welcome prayers to everyone's "god".

wherespapa · 10-01-2007

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Originally Posted by Edgar

You should be more open-minded. I think we should welcome prayers to everyone's "god".

geez--Jesus is everyones God.

09-28-2007	#1 (permalink)
wherespapa Not Your Typical Man if God Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 538	Let Us Pray OK- this is a really cool and fun game. The idea is to add to the prayer. We do this often with the kids in Sunday School. Those little rascals really run away with it sometimes. We have had to use the rod now and then to keep them on track but we always seem to get more laughs than tears, and isn't that what God really wants from us? Some times the kids link the prayers magically and ask for things like another term for President George Bush genuflecting and things like that. The kids are such a blessing. Anyway, I'll start and someone simply add to the prayer. In church we like to keep each link no more than 3 words (keeping in the spirit of the trinity). So, lets go have some fun. OMG, this is so cool!!! Dear Heavenly Father

09-28-2007	#2 (permalink)
latecomer Monkey King Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 479	Re: Let Us Pray sustain my straightness
latecomer Monkey King Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 479	"DADA doubts everything. Dada is an armadillo. Everything is Dada, too. Beware of Dada. Anti-dadaism is a disease: selfkleptomania, man’s normal condition, is DADA. But the real dadas are against DADA." - Tristan Tzara

09-28-2007	#3 (permalink)
wherespapa Not Your Typical Man if God Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 538	Re: Let Us Pray for the purpose Come on everyone. This can really be fun if you give God a chance. He is always hoping to be a good father to you. You have to stop rebelling tho.

09-28-2007	#4 (permalink)
Wofl Devils advocate Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 282	Re: Let Us Pray save a tree remove a bush spare some brains
Wofl Devils advocate Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 282	~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version 3.1 GE/CS/S/m/IT d- s++:- a--- C++(++++)>$ UL(B)++>$ P+ L+++ E w+(++) N o-- K- w--- !O V? PS++ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R tv-- b+ DI+++ D G++ e->++++() h!() !r y- ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------ My list is Gods list and he speaks to me and George Bush. -- wherespapa

09-28-2007	#5 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Let Us Pray May you work in the hearts of the trouser manufacturers so that they will begin making left-handed-zipper pants.
	"Give a man fire, and he will be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his (short) life."---Wofl

09-28-2007	#6 (permalink)
LordFu I see the Fnords. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 830	Re: Let Us Pray ^Winner^ Thread Over.
	For just an instant, have a glimpse, a vision, of life through my eyes. It is a staggeringly joyous perspective, a view of how each person's choices can make their own life better. It is a vision of the possible, of how things can and should be.

09-29-2007	#7 (permalink)
wherespapa Not Your Typical Man if God Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 538	Re: Let Us Pray At first I couldn't understand why people are not playing this game. I prayed real hard and I realized my mistake, I thought you didn't know how to play, but in actuality you don't know how to pray. Can you see my error? I get those two mixed up sometimes and God has to slap me up along side my head. Isn't he wonderful? Sorry I misunderstood you all. I have to seek Gods guidance to know how to fix this one, so, even tho I know your feeling real itchy to play, please be patient with me, I'm only human.

09-30-2007	#8 (permalink)
Steve-1.7.0.tar.gz Just getting started Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Let Us Pray This is insanity! The OP cant be serious?!?!

09-30-2007	#9 (permalink)
Rasczak Stirrer Of Shit Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oahu Posts: 3,378	Re: Let Us Pray He's not. He's a disgruntled member posting on a second account in a pathetic attempt to get attention. Welcome to JD.
	Eric "For whoever habitually suppresses the truth in the interests of tact will produce a deformity from the womb of his thought." -Sir Basil H. Liddel-Hart http://self-composed.com

09-30-2007	#10 (permalink)
Edgar Interested participant Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 16	Re: Let Us Pray This is funny. But who are we praying to?