[mmccarthy]

Just be careful of forum rules with this one ...

1st woman -Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman - Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman - I Froze to Death.
2nd woman - How Horrible!
1st woman - It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman - So, what happened?
2nd woman - I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st woman - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.