The "If" and "Then" Game! - Page 3

c.dric · 07-03-2007

95% of the population would be undatable (seinfeld)

if time would stop ...

rjwood · 07-03-2007

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Originally Posted by c.dric

95% of the population would be undatable (seinfeld)

if time would stop ...

Then no one would know what time it was.

If you thought your shit didn't stink...

rjwood · 07-03-2007

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Originally Posted by rjwood

Then no one would know what time it was.

If you thought your shit didn't stink...

ok, I'll answer this one myself

Then you are most likely too conservative minded..

If the world is round...

Wardy125 · 07-03-2007

then it's not flat.

If i had a custom title...

Extreme Coder · 07-03-2007

then you already have one! :P

If I spilled a cup of milk on the floor..

xyz · 07-04-2007

then milk is not your cup of tea.

If you were a shrink's patient,

OrangeCrate · 07-04-2007

I might run into Tony Soprano.

If I could go camping...

xyz · 07-05-2007

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Originally Posted by OrangeCrate

I might run into Tony Soprano.

If I could go camping...

you'd probably never run into me.

If you played in a soap opera,

OrangeCrate · 07-05-2007

I'd be pretty screwed up in the head, but at least I'd be clean.

If I was over 40, I'd finally realize...

xyz · 07-05-2007

that it's "if I were".

If you're looked at by a pretty person as you walk down the street,

nbound · 07-05-2007

Id look back

If i had 6 coconuts, and took away 2, thered be?

c.dric · 07-05-2007

too much for me to count

if fox was fair and balanced ...

nbound · 07-05-2007

... the world would end, the laws of the universe having been broken.

If Hitler had won WW2...

xyz · 07-05-2007

then we'd all be saying: "Ich liebe dich".

If you were of the opposite sex,

Jeremiah · 07-05-2007

Then I would probably be a lesbian.

If you could change one thing you did yesterday ...

xyz · 07-05-2007

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Originally Posted by Jeremiah

Then I would probably be a lesbian.

If you could change one thing you did yesterday ...

I'd drink a lot more than I did.

If you could have your cake and eat too

metaphor- · 07-05-2007

then I would get incredibly sick of eating cake all the time.

If you had the ability to kill people with a thought.....

nbound · 07-05-2007

Id have commited genocide, by accident

If you could fly, you'd fly to...

xyz · 07-06-2007

the nearest safe nest.

If you ran a restaurant

OrangeCrate · 07-06-2007

it would be neat, clean, and serve high quality food.

If you ate in my restaurant...

07-03-2007	#41 (permalink)
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Extreme Coder ^_^; Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cairo,Egypt Posts: 1,203	Re: The "If" and "Then" Game! then you already have one! :P If I spilled a cup of milk on the floor..

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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The "If" and "Then" Game! I might run into Tony Soprano. If I could go camping...

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07-05-2007	#53 (permalink)
nbound Advanced Sentient Primate Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW, Australia, Earth, Sol Star System Posts: 120	Re: The "If" and "Then" Game! ... the world would end, the laws of the universe having been broken. If Hitler had won WW2...

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