The leading question game

bns · 06-10-2007

I'll start by asking a leading question. The next person has to answer it and then ask a leading question for the next person.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

bns · 06-10-2007

Nope. Still beat her.

Why do you wear a kilt?

OrangeCrate · 06-10-2007

Because it gets hot here.

Why do you wear pink underwear?

bns · 06-10-2007

Because it makes me feel sexy.

Do you still drive that El Camino?

OrangeCrate · 06-10-2007

No, but I once owned a '69 that I sure wish I had back.

Why do you part your hair down the middle?

matthew · 06-11-2007

Because I like the way the sun feels on my scalp.

Have you stopped cheating on your income taxes?

bns · 06-11-2007

Yes. I stopped paying them altogether.

Have you noticed an improvement in your health since you started eating grass clippings?

c.dric · 06-11-2007

yes, it's much healthier than smoking it ...

are you still stalking your cable guy ?

OrangeCrate · 06-11-2007

No, he finally installed HBO for free.

Is that body still buried under your porch?

bns · 06-11-2007

Well, I haven't dug it up, but it's probably decomposed by now.

Did you ever let that guy out of your basement?

OrangeCrate · 06-11-2007

No, and he's really pissed!

Which planet is near the moon this time of the year?

matthew · 06-11-2007

The earth.

Hey, did you ever get that whole "porn on the work computer" problem taken care of?

OrangeCrate · 06-11-2007

Yup. Erased the Windows partition.

Very funny. I meant, what's that little planet next to the moon this time of the year?

bns · 06-11-2007

Uranus.

Why is it that every time I go by your house I hear disco music and see strobe lights in the windows?

C-A · 06-11-2007

I like to get down every time I score some crack.

Are you still living in your parents' basement or have they kicked you out yet?

DChristopher · 06-11-2007

Still there in the basement.

How's that ugly rash down there? It ever clear up?

C-A · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by DChristopher

Still there in the basement.

How's that ugly rash down there? It ever clear up?

Now that Paris is in jail it seems to be going away.

What is the title to the DVD you always hide when people come to your house?

OrangeCrate · 06-12-2007

The Muppets take Manhattan.

Why did you sell your soul to the devil?

Extreme Coder · 06-12-2007

so that MS can leave Novell,Xandros and the linux community in peace.

Why do you tell your friends you're watching porn when you're actually hacking or playing around with your PC?

OrangeCrate · 06-12-2007

So they'll leave me alone.

Is the rumor true that you hacked the Gallery on this forum?

06-10-2007	#1 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	The leading question game I'll start by asking a leading question. The next person has to answer it and then ask a leading question for the next person. Have you stopped beating your wife?

06-10-2007	#2 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: The leading question game Nope. Still beat her. Why do you wear a kilt?

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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game Because it gets hot here. Why do you wear pink underwear?

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bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: The leading question game Because it makes me feel sexy. Do you still drive that El Camino?

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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game No, but I once owned a '69 that I sure wish I had back. Why do you part your hair down the middle?

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matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: The leading question game Because I like the way the sun feels on my scalp. Have you stopped cheating on your income taxes?

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bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: The leading question game Yes. I stopped paying them altogether. Have you noticed an improvement in your health since you started eating grass clippings?

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c.dric Agitator Join Date: May 2007 Location: a pale blue dot Posts: 635	Re: The leading question game yes, it's much healthier than smoking it ... are you still stalking your cable guy ?
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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game No, he finally installed HBO for free. Is that body still buried under your porch?

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bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: The leading question game Well, I haven't dug it up, but it's probably decomposed by now. Did you ever let that guy out of your basement?

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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game No, and he's really pissed! Which planet is near the moon this time of the year?

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matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: The leading question game The earth. Hey, did you ever get that whole "porn on the work computer" problem taken care of?

06-11-2007	#13 (permalink)
OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game Yup. Erased the Windows partition. Very funny. I meant, what's that little planet next to the moon this time of the year?

06-11-2007	#14 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: The leading question game Uranus. Why is it that every time I go by your house I hear disco music and see strobe lights in the windows?

06-11-2007	#15 (permalink)
C-A Shaman Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 141	Re: The leading question game I like to get down every time I score some crack. Are you still living in your parents' basement or have they kicked you out yet?
C-A Shaman Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 141	-I am not your blowing wind -I am the lightning

06-11-2007	#16 (permalink)
DChristopher pragmatic idealist Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 190	Re: The leading question game Still there in the basement. How's that ugly rash down there? It ever clear up?

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OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game The Muppets take Manhattan. Why did you sell your soul to the devil?

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Extreme Coder ^_^; Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cairo,Egypt Posts: 1,203	Re: The leading question game so that MS can leave Novell,Xandros and the linux community in peace. Why do you tell your friends you're watching porn when you're actually hacking or playing around with your PC?

06-12-2007	#20 (permalink)
OrangeCrate Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,576	Re: The leading question game So they'll leave me alone. Is the rumor true that you hacked the Gallery on this forum?