Your wish granted, with a twist

matthew · 06-10-2007

Here are the rules:

Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself!

I wish for lots of people to come and post twistable wishes here.

bns · 06-10-2007

Well... I'll post, but I don't intend to play by your rules.

I wish I had a good email checker program.

matthew · 06-10-2007

I grant you a good email checker program, but it only runs on Windows Me.

I wish I had some coffee right now.

bns · 06-10-2007

I grant you coffee, but it's unroasted beans.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

matthew · 06-10-2007

I grant you a reprieve from the heat, but now it's snowing.

I wish I had more time to play the guitar.

bns · 06-10-2007

Alright. You just lost your job.

I wish I had a good hot meal instead of this peanut butter sandwich.

matthew · 06-11-2007

I hearby grant you a hot meal, unfortunately it is supposed to be ice cream.

I wish I was more successful at convincing my ISP to come when they say they are going to come and fix things.

c.dric · 06-11-2007

np ... the cable guy is on its way.

i wish earth was a peaceful place.

fuscia · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by c.dric

i wish earth was a peaceful place.

you get your peace, but no tv.

i wish i had three nostrils.

bns · 06-11-2007

I grant your wish, but here's what we're going to use:

I wish I was taller.

c.dric · 06-11-2007

your wish is my command :

i wish i had a house on the beach.

FuturePilot · 06-11-2007

You got it but when the tide comes in it floods your living room

I wish I wasn't using Windows right now.

fuscia · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuturePilot

You got it but when the tide comes in it floods your living room

I wish I wasn't using Windows right now.

bsod - done. i wish i had a nice bottle of wine.

bns · 06-11-2007

Granted, but that bottle of wine is in Antarctica.

I wish I didn't have to buy gasoline.

matthew · 06-11-2007

I hearby grant you all the gasoline you could ever want, but you are out in the Australian outback, your car is broken, and there are no mechanics available.

I wish I had some jalapeño peppers.

fuscia · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by matthew

I hearby grant you all the gasoline you could ever want, but you are out in the Australian outback, your car is broken, and there are no mechanics available.

I wish I had some jalapeño peppers.

bend over. wish i had some chips.

DChristopher · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuscia

wish i had some chips.

Here's a large bowl of buffalo chips.

I wish I had remembered to shower this morning.

c.dric · 06-11-2007

/activating fire sprinklers

it sucks being green. i wish i were black.

fuscia · 06-11-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by c.dric

/activating fire sprinklers

it sucks being green. i wish i were black.

best i can do is offwhite (sorry). wish i had spelled 'fuchsia' correctly.

bns · 06-11-2007

Wish granted. But now every word you spell must have 'ch' in it somewhere.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

06-10-2007	#1 (permalink)
matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Your wish granted, with a twist Here are the rules: Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself! I wish for lots of people to come and post twistable wishes here.

06-10-2007	#2 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Well... I'll post, but I don't intend to play by your rules. I wish I had a good email checker program.

06-10-2007	#3 (permalink)
matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I grant you a good email checker program, but it only runs on Windows Me. I wish I had some coffee right now.

06-10-2007	#4 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I grant you coffee, but it's unroasted beans. I wish it wasn't so hot here.

06-10-2007	#5 (permalink)
matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I grant you a reprieve from the heat, but now it's snowing. I wish I had more time to play the guitar.

06-10-2007	#6 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Alright. You just lost your job. I wish I had a good hot meal instead of this peanut butter sandwich.

06-11-2007	#7 (permalink)
matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I hearby grant you a hot meal, unfortunately it is supposed to be ice cream. I wish I was more successful at convincing my ISP to come when they say they are going to come and fix things.

06-11-2007	#8 (permalink)
c.dric Agitator Join Date: May 2007 Location: a pale blue dot Posts: 635	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist np ... the cable guy is on its way. i wish earth was a peaceful place.
	I'm a simple man with complex tastes. (Calvin & Hobbes) >> http://c.dric.be/gium >> http://bookmarks.c.dric.be/

06-11-2007	#10 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I grant your wish, but here's what we're going to use: I wish I was taller.

06-11-2007	#11 (permalink)
c.dric Agitator Join Date: May 2007 Location: a pale blue dot Posts: 635	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist your wish is my command : i wish i had a house on the beach.
	I'm a simple man with complex tastes. (Calvin & Hobbes) >> http://c.dric.be/gium >> http://bookmarks.c.dric.be/

06-11-2007	#12 (permalink)
FuturePilot Lol Join Date: May 2007 Location: /home Posts: 358	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist You got it but when the tide comes in it floods your living room I wish I wasn't using Windows right now.

06-11-2007	#14 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Granted, but that bottle of wine is in Antarctica. I wish I didn't have to buy gasoline.

06-11-2007	#15 (permalink)
matthew Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 858	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I hearby grant you all the gasoline you could ever want, but you are out in the Australian outback, your car is broken, and there are no mechanics available. I wish I had some jalapeño peppers.

06-11-2007	#18 (permalink)
c.dric Agitator Join Date: May 2007 Location: a pale blue dot Posts: 635	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist /activating fire sprinklers it sucks being green. i wish i were black.
	I'm a simple man with complex tastes. (Calvin & Hobbes) >> http://c.dric.be/gium >> http://bookmarks.c.dric.be/

06-11-2007	#20 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Wish granted. But now every word you spell must have 'ch' in it somewhere. I wish I wasn't sleepy.