Your wish granted, with a twist - Page 3

bapoumba · 06-13-2007

Here you are, plenty of them, size 0.

I wish I could travel through time, both ways.

fuscia · 06-13-2007

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Originally Posted by bapoumba

Here you are, plenty of them, size 0.

I wish I could travel through time, both ways.

you're getting old faster than you think and you're being really childish about it.

i wish i wasn't too lazy to make breakfast.

kamikazi · 06-13-2007

Here u re , see this every morning OK ??

i wish i can kick Bill Gate's ass ...

bns · 06-13-2007

I'll have Mr. Gates' donkey sent right over. But watch out, it kicks back.

Alas! I have run out of milk. I wish I had milk.

Pi-Rat · 06-14-2007

Here's a kangaroo and it must be milked hourly or it kicks you in the sack.

I wish I wasn't having savings and passport trouble.

DChristopher · 06-14-2007

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Originally Posted by Pi-Rat

I wish I wasn't having savings and passport trouble.

You just got imprisoned, falsely, for murder. No savings acct or passport will be necessary the rest of your life.

I wish I could think of more clever twists on these things...

bns · 06-14-2007

Alright. I will reassign the happiness center of your brain so that it is dedicated to thinking up ways to twist wishes.

I wish I was a better swimmer.

Extreme Coder · 06-14-2007

Very fine, you're know a mermaid(or merman

), never go out of the water.

I wish I could know if people were laughing in their minds of what I do.

metaphor- · 06-14-2007

i grant you that power, but now the US government is after you , hoping they can find out what their president is really up to.

I wish i had a data port built into my brain so that i could learn kung-fu in seconds.

bapoumba · 06-14-2007

You do now, and now you use nunchakus to eat instead of chopsticks

I wish I was not soooo slooooow.

DChristopher · 06-14-2007

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Originally Posted by bapoumba

You do now, and now you use nunchakus to eat instead of chopsticks

I wish I was not soooo slooooow.

You're faster now, but you're less careful and you're prone to mistakes.

I wish I didn't have to mow my grass tonight.

Extreme Coder · 06-14-2007

Alright then, now you have to mow it NOW!

I wish I was Japanese.

Chemroydal Tissue · 06-14-2007

OK, but there's a B-29 on the horizon....

fuscia · 06-14-2007

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Originally Posted by Chemroydal Tissue

OK, but there's a B-29 on the horizon....

where's your wish, sport?

Extreme Coder · 06-15-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuscia

where's your wish, sport?

Where's your wish, dead girl?

I wish I could lick my back :P

bns · 06-15-2007

Your the proud owner of a 3-meter-tongue. Eeewwwww.

I wish it would rain.

FuturePilot · 06-16-2007

Granted, but now it will never stop

I wish my computer would get fixed soon so I can use Linux again.
(Tired of this STATUS~1.EXE making my CPU idle at 50%

)

fuscia · 06-16-2007

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Originally Posted by Extreme Coder

Where's your wish, dead girl?

I wish I could lick my back :P

my wish? i wish you could find out how bad your back tastes.

futurepilot, your wish is granted. enjoy using puppy 0.2.

nonewmsgs · 06-16-2007

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Originally Posted by fuscia

my wish? i wish you could find out how bad your back tastes.

futurepilot, your wish is granted. enjoy using puppy 0.2.

granted but it tastes like any other piece of skin.

i wish dad regained the job he just lost.

OrangeCrate · 06-16-2007

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Originally Posted by nonewmsgs

i wish dad regained the job he just lost.

I hope he does too.

06-13-2007	#41 (permalink)
bapoumba Little bee Join Date: May 2007 Location: France Posts: 490	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Here you are, plenty of them, size 0. I wish I could travel through time, both ways.
	J'aime les fraises.

06-13-2007	#43 (permalink)
kamikazi Interested participant Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 20	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Here u re , see this every morning OK ?? i wish i can kick Bill Gate's ass ...

06-13-2007	#44 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist I'll have Mr. Gates' donkey sent right over. But watch out, it kicks back. Alas! I have run out of milk. I wish I had milk.

06-14-2007	#45 (permalink)
Pi-Rat Eligible for a custom title Join Date: May 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 170	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Here's a kangaroo and it must be milked hourly or it kicks you in the sack. I wish I wasn't having savings and passport trouble.
	OMGWTFBBQ!!121oneoneeleven! New sig and the first one ever that contains no binary.

06-14-2007	#47 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Alright. I will reassign the happiness center of your brain so that it is dedicated to thinking up ways to twist wishes. I wish I was a better swimmer.

06-14-2007	#48 (permalink)
Extreme Coder ^_^; Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cairo,Egypt Posts: 1,203	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Very fine, you're know a mermaid(or merman ), never go out of the water. I wish I could know if people were laughing in their minds of what I do.

06-14-2007	#49 (permalink)
metaphor- Sith Lord on Steroids. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 295	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist i grant you that power, but now the US government is after you , hoping they can find out what their president is really up to. I wish i had a data port built into my brain so that i could learn kung-fu in seconds.
	guinness: easy to pour and sweet as a nut!

06-14-2007	#50 (permalink)
bapoumba Little bee Join Date: May 2007 Location: France Posts: 490	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist You do now, and now you use nunchakus to eat instead of chopsticks I wish I was not soooo slooooow. Last edited by bapoumba : 06-14-2007 at 04:25 PM. Reason: pfff ...
	J'aime les fraises.

06-14-2007	#52 (permalink)
Extreme Coder ^_^; Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cairo,Egypt Posts: 1,203	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Alright then, now you have to mow it NOW! I wish I was Japanese.

06-14-2007	#53 (permalink)
Chemroydal Tissue Interested participant Join Date: May 2007 Location: LOOK BEHIND YOU Posts: 24	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist OK, but there's a B-29 on the horizon....
	Talk metal to me.

06-15-2007	#56 (permalink)
bns Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 1,648	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Your the proud owner of a 3-meter-tongue. Eeewwwww. I wish it would rain.

06-16-2007	#57 (permalink)
FuturePilot Lol Join Date: May 2007 Location: /home Posts: 358	Re: Your wish granted, with a twist Granted, but now it will never stop I wish my computer would get fixed soon so I can use Linux again. (Tired of this STATUS~1.EXE making my CPU idle at 50%)