[Sarz_Marz]

the title says it all. =]
this is the official vending machine.
i haven't seen one around the boards so i decided to start one!



if you don't know how to play::
first, someone will *insert a coin*
the next person will tell them what their prize was.
then they will also *insert a coin*


p.s. you don't HAVE to *insert a coin* although that's what people normally put in a vending machine... you know, you could *insert a hippo*, if only you were talented enough to push it through the slot... =P



i guess i'll start
*insert a coin*

[lala_land]

a reply to your post is your prize.

-inset a million dollars-

[Sarz_Marz]

bumperz!!!!

[Wardy125]

ok, so i guess il insert a coin then...

[fuscia]

"tilt"

*inserts slug, holds string...waits...*

[Wardy125]

*pushes fuscia away and breaks open machine, stealiing all money inside *

[fuscia]

when you have a magic slug, who needs money?

[latecomer]

*sticks coin into slug*

*damn...coin...won't...stay...put*

*stamp stamp stamp*

*there, that seems to have done the trick*

*erm...and now what?*

[justifier]

well this game went tits up

you win, a can of coke.

Inserts coin

[latecomer]

Originally Posted by justifier well this game went tits up you win, a can of coke. Inserts coin

a can of coke? that's it? you mean the slug died for a can of coke?
well, sod that for a game of soldiers.

you win: one extra credit

inserts coin

[Jeremiah]

You get a pack of chips ... and a dead slug.

Inserts coin.

[Wardy125]

you win, a pack of used condoms.

*inserts coin*

[Wee_Guy]

[Inserts coin]
[hits button]
[wee-spirally-thing starts going round]
[Malteasers start sliding off the shelf inside]
[wee-spirally-thing stops]
[Malteasers still there, hanging from edge of wee-spirally-thing]
[starts hitting vending machine]
[continues hitting vending machine]
[woman that guards door comes over to vending machine and asks why you're doing that]
[tells her that you're trying to get your Malteasers]
[she says you have to ask one of the people behind the serving hatch to come and unlock the fron of the vending machine and get your malteasers out]
[wanders off to the serving hatch, whitch is at the opposite end of the cantine, whitch is a rather long-skinny room]
[eventually gets there]
[asks person behind serving hatch]
[person says the're busy]
[asks another person behind serving hatch]
[person says the're busy]
[asks another person behind serving hatch]
[person comes out]
[walk back to vending machine at opposite end of cantine]
[worry that someone else has hit the same button and got you're Malteasers as well]
[get back to vending machine]
[person-from-behind-serving-hatch opens vending machine front, un-hooks your Malteasers from the wee-spirally-thing and give them to you]
[starts eating Malteasers]
[bell for end of break goes]
[panics]
[starts stuffing Malteasers into mouth]
[starts walking out of cantine to class, as will have eaten all Malteasers by the time gets to class]
[woman that guards door does her job and tells you that you're not alowed to eat food outwith the cantine (but for some strange reason, there's litter bins outside in the playing area) ]
[moans]
[continues stuffing Malteasers into mouth]
[now rest of cantine is empty]
[finish Malteasers]
[realise that you're now 5 minutes late]
[run to class]
[explian to teacher]
[teacher doesn't belive you]
[teacher shouts at you a lot]
[teacher makes you stand outside class for the period]
[be bored]
[moan that if school bought a better vending machine for the cantine, you wouldn't be here]
[go to next period]
[lunch]
[hungry]
[buy minstrels from vending machine]
[wee-spirally-thing starts going round]
[wee-spirally-thing stops]
[Minstrels still there, hanging from edge of wee-spirally-thing]
[moan]
[ditto]
...

[Wee_Guy]

That's why i always buy a Galaxy bar instead.

[Wee_Guy]

This thread doesn't seem very lively. Did someone kill it?