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Old 12-25-2007   #1 (permalink)
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The voices guided me to this board (they tell me to burn things).

Anybody know how to pick the locks on my straightjacket?
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Old 12-25-2007   #2 (permalink)
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The voices guided me to this board (they tell me to burn things).

Anybody know how to pick the locks on my straightjacket?
Reading this, i figure that you've already done it
..........And on the first night, god made coffee!
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Old 12-25-2007   #3 (permalink)
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Reading this, i figure that you've already done it
No no... the little goblins posted for me, the voices told them to, ok.... i lie. I posted with my toes.

Strange being in a cell in an asylum, and all there is, is a laptop with internet connection, and the only link in the favourites is THIS forum?

Is this therapy or punishment?
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Old 12-25-2007   #4 (permalink)
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Some mornings its just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.
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Strange being in a cell in an asylum, and all there is, is a laptop with internet connection, and the only link in the favourites is THIS forum?
is it running debian?
Is this place dead yet?...
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Old 12-26-2007   #6 (permalink)
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is it running debian?
NO...Its probably running windows !
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Old 04-11-2008   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm ... I think you'll either be assimilated or you'll be exterminated! It all depends on Dr Who or the Borg or both. Perhaps they are one person? Who knows? After all they are all part of the collective !
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So the roars in each room I hear may actually be in my head? really I have to get my hearing checked..been hearing this for a long time,. then read on the net shortly after testing people I know if they too were hearing it...

that the earth is making humming noises..for the moment I was vindicated..but no-one is hearing the hums..just me...

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Old 04-28-2008   #9 (permalink)
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I checked my hearing and eventually got a hearing aid - then one day my son upstairs in his room (who is 16) turned on his stereo, and I realised why I was frigging deaf! The living room went into free-fall (or was it floating upwards towards the light of sound?) Whatever it was, I realised that it was time to remove my NHS Hearing Aid and consult the Guru Tux on the one eyed god in the corner of my room...

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What were the results of the consultation? he-he

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Old 05-03-2008   #11 (permalink)
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The results of the consultation with Tux was to secretly screw-up my son's Stereo system by removing a good fuse and replacing it with a bad one


Peace - for all of 90 minutes and then he replaced the fuse...damn!


Back to the suggestion board - maybe I should remove my hearing aid when he has his music on?


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LOL>>>YYYYYYEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW Teenagers you gotta love em..hehehe

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Old 09-05-2008   #13 (permalink)
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Hmm voices are what lead you to the white room - you cannot damage yourself in there cos its padded


The worst person to meet in a padded cell is someone named Hanibal Lektor


that realls screws up your day!


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Hannibal the cannibal, ya I know him..


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