I checked my hearing and eventually got a hearing aid - then one day my son upstairs in his room (who is 16) turned on his stereo, and I realised why I was frigging deaf! The living room went into free-fall (or was it floating upwards towards the light of sound?) Whatever it was, I realised that it was time to remove my NHS Hearing Aid and consult the Guru Tux on the one eyed god in the corner of my room...

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