Have sex on a public bench on a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon. Lots of people are off that day and walk around.

I'll never know why nobody called the cops; some guy even left us a couple of beer cans in case we got...dried out!

Some teens were watching us from a far. Upon leaving the scene, I told 'em we'd be back tomorrow afternoon but they'd have to pay to watch.

You did ask for (examples please), didn't you?

Would you like to have experienced that "embarrassing" moment?

(maybe you did even..."worse"?
What did she say? Oh yes I remember now...(examples please)!!!