"We need answers! Are you people sleeping over there?! Any type of appraoch is no damn good it if ends up on Runway 22. We've got damage do to explosion, stablizer problems and doubtful rudder control! If we're brought in on Runway 22, there will be a broken airplane and a lot of dead people. So, you turns the screws, mister. And tell that airport manager to get off his penguin butt and clear that runway!!!"
-Dean Martin in Airport.

"It was that man sitting next to me. I confided in him and he betrayed me. He reported me to the stewardess. They should make them all wear uniforms. Otherwise, how is a person to know?!
-Helen Hayes in Airport.

"Well, I'm all broken up about that man's rights."
-Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry.

"Pop quiz, Jack! You see that a bus is rigged to and set up to explode if it drops below 50 mph. What do you do?
-Dennis Hopper in Speed.