"JJ, sit down before you break something!!"
-Esther Rolle in Good Times.

"Allllll riiight. Get out!!!!!!!!! Gettttt out!!!!!!
-Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners.

"The Jerreson name is gonna mean something in this house, Weezy. We're movin' ion up!"
-Sherman Hemsley in The Jeffersons.

"Hey there, Ralpie Boy!!"
-Art Carney in the Honeymooners.

"Ain't it funny how the worstest heethens will try to get righteous when they know that the Lord is about to tap on their shoulders."
-LaWanda Page in Sandford & Son.

"Boy, get your butt up out of that bed and wipe the pee off the toilet!! I will knock you into last night! I will slap you into the middle of next week, call Ma Bell and tell her that I did it!!!!"
-Woman playing Chris' mom in Everybody Hates Chris.