Originally Posted by Br0kenHeart3dDancer

Ok ... Post your Favorite and Funniest stories about pick-up lines and being hit on.

i'll start..

Me and one of my good friends Ashley Love to dance. thats basically why we breathe. well we were at this little teen rave club one night and in our honor, the DJ (who was my Ex and we are still friends) decides to make a shout-out to all the girls to get on this round bar thing that wrapped around the dance floor. now, this bar isnt big enough to barely set your feet side by side on. You had to have quite some balance to stay. anyways.. this guy like slinks his way over towards ashley while she is dancing by me and he like starts trying to get her attention. and everyone knows that when me and ashley come together to not mess with us.. we are there to dance and be left alone. well he keeps trying to get her attention and shes ignoring him until finally he gets the urge to get up on the bar we are dancing on...
as he steps up on it.. he steps right in a spot that is wet and slips and falls right into ashley's ass. well i catch her and stabalize our balance once more.. but i was soo pissed off.. I went and told Riley (the DJ) and he had him kicked out... it was funny.. he went home soaked in coke and dateless.. </3