how i met my current boyfriend.....and he admitted to using to get me to talk to him....

'If I give you my number, can you call me and help me set up my instant messenger?'

After doing so, he thanked me and offered to buy me dinner, since as he claimed he had been trying to set up IM for months, however I had only agreed to lunch. It has since been 7 and a half months.....

I know not funny, but it's a pick-up line none the less....