Sorry, looks like you didn't get the humour in that post.

I am not married yet. However I have been with my fiance for 6 years and we have three children together. We have a mortgage, we know what goals each of us have, we know how we wish to bring up our children and what morals we will be passing on. We know each other deep down and I am always confused when i watch people get married who have no idea of who they are marrying - or worse that marriage will change something.