this one time, i was on my way to my own wedding, but my car ran out of gas 1/3 of the way there. so i got out of my car and ran up to the nearest automobile around me. it happened to be a nice red ford mustang. i opened the driver's door, threw the driver out and darted down the road. The cops were soon upon me. I approached a family of ducks crossing the street and swerved to avoid hitting them. the car ran off the road. i jumped out of the moving car just seconds before the car exploded in a fireball of fury. I broke my arm, and the cops threw me in jail and my to-be wife left me. very sad story.


how tall are you? //downstair