I am sorry to inform you all, but I have a patent on heat, and the lack there of, so if you in anyway interact with temperature you have violated my patent. In actuality the universe has violated my patent, so basically, you are all screwed. Have a nice day, and see you in court.

You know, if there is a God (i say this since some people don't believe in God) he could be like "Guess what! I was here before all of you, and therefor I have a patent on everything you have claimed a patent, so basically, you all lose, all your base are belong to me, and not just your base, you patents too!"