Dear living organisms,

We would like to inform you that every thing on this planet with at least one living cell, has infringed on a patent covered by me.

My patent covers any thing with at least one living cell, which performs the act of living.

Viruses and other semi-living organisms are not exempt from this patent, but they can apply for a small discount.

License rates are available at the cost of $1,000,000 per nanosecond. And every nanosecond you take to buy a license costs $3,000,000.

Failure to comply will eventually result in immediate death.
You may contact me for further details about licensing requirements.

-Ahmad