justified,

My sincerest of apologies, but the patenting organization which you went to to initiate your patent on the brain did not clearly evaluate their entire database, as I had patented the brain (both the 10%-side and the 90%-side)many years ago in preparation for this event to take place.

Just keep this in mind, that while you are thinking of each word in this extensive posting, there is a fee for each thought (regardless of the thought-relativity) which enters into your mind, and the minds of anyone else.

I accept payments via all major credit cards, checks, money orders...but I give a small discount (two free thoughts) if payment si made in cash within the first second of the first day fo each week.

Also, just because I have a patent on the brain, this does not restrict me from making typographical errors.

Thank you.