Originally Posted by Pi-Rat

I drive a 1991 Oldsmobile 88 Royale.
Features:
Automatic transmission (that's giving out)
Power locks
Manual windows (driver's is stuck 3 inches open)
Trunk that doesn't always unlock (no button, keyed entry only)
Broken sound indicators: horn, headlight warning, keys in ignition warning.
Cruise Control
Broken steering column (been fixed twice before, but it's really not worth the money to try and fix it, as they almost never repair properly)
And various weather seal around doors, windows, etc are broken/missing/finally worn out from the heat.

You know, typical student car given to you because Gramma had a stroke and can't drive it anymore.