I want to voice my support for ECs brilliant patent claim. I will be paying my debt forthwith in the following manner.

I have patented death and dead matter as well as reserved the copyright on any term which implies the same. I will be charging the same rate as ECs life-patent as this seems equitable. EC, please take your share of my life due out of your payment to me for the duration you will be expired. If you pay w/in thirty days I will forgo the payment for the duration before your birth.

Everyone else, please forward payments to Grimm Thanatos at 666 Pale Rider Way, Washington DC, 55555.