Wow, aren't we a resilient bunch!

I've had a couple, the first was when I was little (9). I was visiting a friend's mother's grave and a large and heavy tombstone fell on me. The stone weighed around half a tonne and it landed completely on top of me. I was lucky to only suffer with a crushed hand from that.

The other was an icy road one winter, we went round a bend too fast and span (we were in a Jag XJ6, so were big and heavy too) for a good couple of hundred yards - with thick fog and a lorry coming the other way at quite high speed.