Now the question is merely philosophical. Of course "better" is relative in every way because one can argue that one brand of peanut butter is better because it has more peanuts in it or the other one can say he/she likes more sugar. But as mentioned before if you have absolutely no way of telling why thinking is better than not thinking and floating around like a paramecium than again it's not really relative is it? But again it was meant to be a joke (well kind of...)