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Limericks
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There once was a girl named Jill
who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil!
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There was a young lady from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In less than an hour, her tits were in flower....
and her pussy was covered with weeds.
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There once was a man from Granada
who was a tremendous farter
He could blow from his ass
Bach's b-minor Mass
and parts of the Moonlight Sonata
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A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker, plus eight,
Is his phone number - give him a call.
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There once was this hooker named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too
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There once was a man named Bush,
whose brain had turned to mush.
His ideas were half-cracked,
and they stunk rather bad,
for he pulled them out of his tush.
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