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C J Pro · 05-13-2007

Here are my theories:

We get unplugged from the matrix.
We take off the virtual reality helmet.
We get a choice between a red pill and the blue pill. Being me, I took both and my tounge turned purple.
We sit in a large abyss, thinking to ourselves, "Why didn't I spend more time outside?"
We get placed in the Trash folder, which is to be emptied by the system administrator every evening at 5:00 PM sharp.
Nothing.
We meet an omnipotent being and ask him "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?". She then tells us "42"
Same thing above, but with a guy as the great being.
We watch a replay of our lives then immediately think, "Well that movie stunk."
We are the creation of pandimensional hyperintelligent beings, aka mice.
We all become Windows users (not all of them can be good, you know!)

05-13-2007	#4 (permalink)
C J Pro Interested participant Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 20	Re: What do you beleive happens to you in the afterlife? Here are my theories: We get unplugged from the matrix. We take off the virtual reality helmet. We get a choice between a red pill and the blue pill. Being me, I took both and my tounge turned purple. We sit in a large abyss, thinking to ourselves, "Why didn't I spend more time outside?" We get placed in the Trash folder, which is to be emptied by the system administrator every evening at 5:00 PM sharp. Nothing. We meet an omnipotent being and ask him "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?". She then tells us "42" Same thing above, but with a guy as the great being. We watch a replay of our lives then immediately think, "Well that movie stunk." We are the creation of pandimensional hyperintelligent beings, aka mice. We all become Windows users (not all of them can be good, you know!)