Originally Posted by yojimbosteel

What most people don't know is that it's not a problem with the toaster per-say, it's actually a missuse on the operators part. As any space physicist knows, different dimensional spaces have different Biothermal Stages, what's called a BS reading. This reading is used to calculate many thermally dependant activities, including the toasting of bread. In the 1900's the developer of the first toaster, tactfully forseeing their future use in other dimensions, accounted for this. The number three setting on your toaster is actually a 3rd dimension setting. Number 3 should produce the perfect toast for any third dimension lifeform. If you don't like it it could be that you have 2ND dimension tastes. Many true toast connoisseurs can distinguish the intricacies of toast made on the 4TH, 5TH, and 6TH dimension settings. Try them out sometime, you might be delightfully surprised.