One day I made a story. Then I realized that my popcorns done. So I watched a long movie. It was awful and I decided to go poo and it stunk really really bad, a lot like the llamas hoof. So I proceeded to play Eminem. After I turned off the lights I noticed that a monster was in my closet. It was gross and had pink hair and purple eyes that pierced my ears with its sharp nose. I screamed in my green sock which tasted like poop on rye. I kind of thought this story of a scary one. After all I do have cheese and crackers and peanut butter. They taste really odd, like anus. I drank red cranberry juice, and it came out of my ear. It tickled and burned so good. I felt like puking up snot that hot sauce tickled me fancy! Screaming monkey boner microwaved the marshmellows until the exploded. My eyes went to look at That fluffy cream that killed my