One day I made a story. Then I realized that my popcorns done. So I watched a long movie. It was awful and I decided to go poo and it stunk really really bad, a lot like the llamas hoof. So I proceeded to play Eminem. After I turned off the lights I noticed that a monster was in my closet. It was gross and had pink hair and purple eyes that pierced my ears with its sharp nose. I screamed in my green sock which tasted like poop on rye. I kind of thought this story of a scary one. After all I do have cheese and crackers and peanut butter. They taste really odd, like anus. I drank red cranberry juice, and it came out of my ear. It tickled and burned so good. I felt like puking up snot that hot sauce tickled me fancy! Screaming monkey boner microwaved the marshmellows until the exploded. My eyes went to look at